Hope...

I was talking to a good friend today, talking about the ol' times, I went, "Dude, I am pretty sure that girl had the hots for me back then". He asked,"Why did she tell you that?", I said, "No, but come on, back in the days, I was the dude, I am sure she had the hots for me", he replied "Dude, that's what women do, they give you hope!! That's what they're good at!!!" - Somehow, I think truer words have not been spoken.

But that brings me to a conversation I had with a lady friend last weekend after a few drinks, I said, "So what do you think, that girl out there, should I get her a drink?", she replied, "I would never agree to let a guy buy me a drink". I told her,"That's wrong, because what you are doing is killing the guy's hopes, and us men live on hope"

Ok maybe I went too far with that generalization....

Anyway, end game, the girl I wanted to buy the drink for, rejected my offer, while my lady friend got 4 drinks from men that night and she gave her phone no. to one of them!!!

Birds

Ever wondered why the male genitalia is sometimes referred to as a "Cock", whereas the female of the human species is called a "Chick"

All I know is... that they are "Birds of the same feather" - no pun intended.....

Now I know this is a horrible blog entry, but I was actually thinking of writing about the weather... so enjoy this "Cock and Chick" post...

They served a "Cock with wine" at the cafetaria.... and I steered clear of that counter. Ya call me homophobic if you wish....