Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Lawn Mower!!

A person who goes by the initials of VB recently posted a comment on my blog, it read "start practising the ducky walk since on the court tomorrow your ass is grass (and I'm the lawn mower)"

"The Ducky walk" is a ritual performed by the loser in the games of squash played every alternate tuesday. My friend, the anonymous comment poster VB, has had that pleasure off late - of doing the ducky walk that is, while I have had the pleasure of watching him do it, after having the pleasure of beating him in the game, he taught me to play. I will refrain from giving out scorelines out of respect for my coach and now regular squash partner.

Today though we changed our bets for the game, if I lost I was to post it on my blog and disgrace myself, but if I won??? As usual "comment poster VB" had gone into oblivion of what if there could be another result? Well I have decided to stick to the deal and post something on my blog about today's goings on on the squash court, but I shall let Mr. Comment Poster give out the results of the day, those of you who know him from the initials, can email him. His email id is firstname.secondname@gmail.com

Please ask "Who was the lawn mower and whose ass was grass". Also please ask how was the Lawn Mower in games 4-5 and unfinished game 6 and why is the grass not being able to grow even if there is ample rain and ample sunshine in Belgium.

This important midweek blog update was brought to you courtesy of AB Lawn Mowers and associates. Good night and god bless.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now, that's the kinda jazz I wanna read on the blogs listed under my 'Favorites' section. AB, this is YOU in your element - go on 'Rock the Gan*' (that's another VB phrase...:-)

KB

Anonymous said...

VB,

You're welcome for the 'Copyright action' that you got in the above comment.

You know, I'm rather particular about these things,... (Muahahah muahahah muahaha)

KB

Anonymous said...

bro,
A slender 3-2 victory, seems to me a light trim as opposed to an all out shearing...but the devil deserves his due, well played!

Before I forget. here are some of my suggestions for a future post we discussed - When do you know you have been in India too long?

1. A fight occurs on the street, it lasts 2 hours observed by a 500 strong crowd. Nobody raises a finger throughout the process (including those "fighting")...you feel it's time well spent

2. You land at the airport, you stand in a serpentine line. The official at the front leaves randomly taking with him his colleague serving the other line. Everyone waits - nobody minds.

3. You are standing in a crowd waiting to go to the cinema. You have an assigned seat on your ticket. When the doors open you join the mob pushing your way to get in first.

4. You start calling everyone over 50 uncle & aunty

I leave it upto you to complete this list...

Cheers,
vb

Abs said...

Muahahaha this is reminiscent of my lawn mowing days in Rotterdam....although when one particular visitor from Amsterdam came down, the mower became the mowed

Anonymous said...

when are you gonna update next??