Friday, January 06, 2006

Cricket Speak...

A few good hilarious remarks made towards the fag end of '05 and early '06

The first of course goes to an Indian - the Media manager or whatever they call him.. Capt. whatever.
"Greg Chappel had an injury to his finger while giving fielding practice to the team, the finger needed some fresh air" - Comment on Greg Chappel's "(in)famous" finger wagging at the Kolkata crowd

Second, to our sub continental brethren - "Sanath had a fall in his shower while trying to reach for his Shampoo and has dislocated his shoulder" - Ok, anything.. I mean really anything could have worked.. but what Shampoo does the bald Jayasuriya use?

Third, and one of my personal favorites, where Kiran More waxed eloquent on Dada's exemplary bowling skills and attributed that as a reason for his inclusion in the squad. Does anyone remember how many overs he bowled???

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