Telemarketing

First of all, the number of phone calls you can receive at home from telemarketing agents on a normal working day are a lot more than you can imagine.  

Today I got a particularly interesting call,

A female voice asks - "Sir, would you like to play with me today, its for free", just when I thought this was sounding interesting, she followed it up with, "I am calling on behalf of Euromillions"

Click...

Rear view mirror

Women in the rear view mirror look prettier than they are.